A soft, casual tee that speaks in quiet sarcasm. This lightweight jersey shirt carries a small, grumpy bear sketch above the blunt words “Emotionally Unavailable.” It sits comfortably through long days and quick coffee runs, a low-key way to show mood without saying much. The crew neckline and retail fit keep the silhouette neat under a jacket or on its own. Breathable Airlume cotton and thoughtful construction—side seams, shoulder tape and a ribbed collar—mean it wears well and keeps its shape. Wear it when you want to keep people at arm’s length but still look put together.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 142 g/m²) for breathable comfort - Retail fit with crew neckline—clean, casual silhouette for layering - Durable construction: side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar to retain shape - Print methods: crisp Direct-to-Film sleeves/labels; DTG used by some providers for vivid detail - Tear-away label, REACH certified, sourced blanks from Honduras; ethically produced brand options
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
